Rockstar Landing


the act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a nyc fire escape; to complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. to quantify as a “rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. to not seal the deal only quantifies as a “pop star” landing.
skeet!!! did you see that rockstar landing? it looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he’s just gonna get laid!

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