Rockstar Nap


falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.
chad: hey, has anyone seen russell? he was snorting c-ke and doing shots all night long!

matt: he’s over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

chad: oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his rockstar nap!

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