Rockville Centre

the sickest town you will ever be in. i dont really know anyone who has ever referred to it as “b-tchville centre” because these people are not obnoxious or b-tches.

they have a decent amount of money to be living here because they are taxed so much for not a lot of property. i love rockville centre. many of my friends live there and it is such a cute town. everything is in walking distance from everything and there are great places to “chill”.

many teens like to go to the bridge, but i would tell you not to because it is one of the most sketchiest areas of the town, or the beach either. that’s where they like to go to drink and smoke, but its better just to throw down at someones house. just make sure none of the neighbors here because if they do, be prepared for a little visit by the cops and a phonecall to your parents.

i dont know who you b-tches are saying that rockville centre is b-tchy because you obviously have never been there before because i have so many friends there because everyone is so welcoming and friendly. so f- off. you are obviously just saying that because you just want to be in rockville centre so badly that you just have to make fun of it to try and convince yourself you don’t want to be there. i wouldn’t blame you. i wish i lived in rvc too.
person 1: heyy! what are you doing tonight?

person 2: hey! i am actually going to my friend’s house in rockville centre to hang out with all them tonight you?

person 1: omg! me too! maybe we can meet up later in rvc!
one of the best towns in long island. residents are wealthy, smart, and good looking. many residents of other towns are resentful of the rocks.
jim: i’m going to rocville centre tonight!
kenny: well you can suck it! (a.k.a. man i wish i was going to rockville centre too!)
a town where guys wear timbs, baggy kakis, and a over sized polo shirt with a fitted hat that rests at the top of their head. mostly irish, with a couple of jews, a lot of racists and republicans. the girls wear ugly sweat pants and a stupid bun at the top of their heads which often times resembles a pile of dog sh-t. they drink constantly at peoples houses since the bridge is no longer available for underage drinking. this town is the home of the “bros” there is no other town that has “bros” like this one. oh and they play lax… a lot.
oh word? me and pat mcf-g will hit you up after lax, bro
the town where people dress like lumber jacks with flannels and timbs and drink their own 12 of natty light.
yo that night at the bridge in rockville centre i crushed my own 12
the rock in the building
yo he is from the rock. you better watch out.
oh ok thanks i will. them boys be wild from rockville centre.
town in long island, commonly referred to as b-tchville centre. the kids here have too much money and the girls will spend it on trying to become as fake/orange as possible, while the guys spend it on drugs. the only semi-good things are the girls’ soccer team and the ib program.
“what school do you go to?”
“south side.”
“sounds ghetto.”
“more like superficial and stupid.. it’s in rockville centre.”
refers to a snotty person.
oh my god she is so rockville centre. i’ve never met anyone so rude!