Rocky Ford


a small town in colorado about a mile long with nothing to do and a movie theater that only has one movie. has gangster kids and beaners that always mad dog you or hit on you like pervs. its peacefull but pretty f-cking boring. the funnest thing to do is watch the train go by. but it has the best and sweetest watermelon i have ever tasted.
jimmy: d-mn this place is so boring. i’d rather watch gr-ss grow.

james: it’s like rocky ford all over again.

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