RocLok
pr-nounced rock-lock (noun)
1. the safest way to hide a key outside.
2. a realistic faux rock with a built-in
combination lock.
3. handmade in beaverton, oregon usa.
4. weighs 9 lbs and stands 7 inches tall.
my roclok keeps me safe from locking myself out.
the little boy opened the combination lock on his roclok to get his spare house key.
the man has a roclok so that he doesn’t have to store his key under the doormat anymore.
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