Rod Beck
a can of coors light. affectionately named after the former giants, cubs, red sox, and padres relief pitcher who lived in a trailer behind the aaa iowa cubs minor league baseball stadium at the tail end of his career and would offer up cold coors light to anyone that stopped by. rip shooter.
cl-ssy bar patron: “hey barkeep, a couple of rod becks, my good man.”
barkeep: “two coors lights coming right up. rocky mountain hiiiiiiigh…”
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