Rod Stewart
rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
dude, my gay buddy bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a rod stewart imitation at the gay party.
stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.
enjoys sh-gging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. he is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.
it has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large p-n-s.
he is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn’t like him before.
possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
“if looks could kill, then one glance from rod stewart could impregnate you.”
rod stewart is a scottish singer
he is old.. but still has some cl-ssic songs like sailing and if you think im s-xy
definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be cl-ssed as a legend all over the world
always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him
in other worlds… a very old legend
rod stewart hits:
sailing
forever young
if you think im s-xy
the best singer in history ever! has a lot of rumors which none of them are true! and people should not say things that they dont even know if its true they should have facts! he’s sang alot of good songs! he is scottish and he is married to penny lancaster and has 6 kids. he’s is one of the nicest men in the world. :]
“i love that song maggie may by rod stewart”
one of the s-xiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. rod stewart introduced the world to some great songs like forever young and tonight’s the night. rod stewart can always set the mood.
one day, when i’m old enough, i am going to marry rod stewart.
an old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heteros-xual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo davinci.
rod stewart likes to suck on rod’s rod.
a very old, decrepid man. he is often shown with women that are way too young for him…. he must pay them a lot. his voice sounds like h-ll and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
rod stewart used to be cool when “if ya think i’m s-xy” came out. now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
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