Rod the Beach Bum
a homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on clearwater beach,fl,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.claims to own island esates,that his grandfather owns the oklahoma sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(b-tch took 5 million dollars!!).sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you’re a “cool cat”.tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, “x marks the spot”.
how we gunna get beer man?
i know lets find rod the beach b-m.
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