Rofleblober
when a man f-cks a woman/man in the -sshole and an air pocket forms from the m-ssive pressure of him going in and out of his/her -sshole. the air pocket begins to grow like a balloon and the pressure becomes very intense. then, when the man c-ms in his/her -n-s, he pulls out and the pressure from the air pocket shoots out a mixture of sh-t and j-zz all over the man’s private parts. usually, the man doesn’t expect it.
bob- (finishes in jenny’s b-tt) “that was awesome babe!
jenny- okay pull out my -sshole hurts.
bob- okay
(loud pop noise and the p–p and j-zz splatters on bobs junk)
bob- what the f-ck!
jenny- i’m so sorry babe! i didn’t mean to rofleblober all over your junk!! it won’t happen again!
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