Roflmayo
when someone j-zzes in a jar of mayonnaise, mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.
bob: oh god…wtf is wrong with this mayonnaise
joe: i forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning
bob: -barfs-
rolling on floor laughing mayonaise
better than saying rofl and its more interesting !
myb – i love tooting on my whistle !
byk – me too ! , rofl mayo
rolling on the floor laughing my -ss off
ha ha ha roflmayo
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