ROFLOLSHIT
rolling on the floor laughing out loud so hard i throwup. a term used during events of unusual hilarity. also fun as sh-t to say. also usable in the past tense as roflolshat, meaning rolled on the floor laughing so hard and threwup.
brah number 1: “hey um… will you go out with me?”
chick number 1: “roflolsh-t!! no, you’re a f-cking tool.”
or
broski number 1: “dude that’s f-cking hilarious!!”
broseph number 1: “haha, i roflolshat.”
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