roflsmodlab
rolling on the floor, sucking my own d-ck, like a boss. rofl – smod – lab… roflsmodlab
guy 1, “so three guys walk into a bar, right? you’dve thought the 3rd guy saw it coming.”
guy 2, “roflsmodlab”
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