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• Roman Cavalry Helmet

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• Rotational Power

  a euphemism for torque. torque defined as: a twisting force that tends to cause rotation. karl thought he had rotational power when he threw the large rock into the river. however the correct term was torque. karl used his body as a pivot from which to convert a spinning motion into torque.

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  the act of placing a roofie in someone else’s drink, with the sole intention of subsequent s-xual ramming. i’m not going to just have s-x with you, i’m going to rufaramu. wondering why the man in the bar kept saying ‘can i offer you a drink?’, tanya quickly realized the next morning exactlty what he […]

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