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• Check Rage

  (noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an -sshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check. some old b-tch send me spiraling into check rage today at safeway.

• check the throat

  something men should do when talking with a woman in a bar. you need to check the throat to make sure they are a woman and not a man. if you feel an adam’s apple, it’s a man, not a woman. must be subtle when doing it, as not to offend the lady. it could […]

• dust scene

  popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn’t know he was still alive. see also: buu’s regeneration tommy took a huge sh-t and the smell was like a dust scene

• nostipicus

  the act of s-xual intercourse by sticking the p-n-s is the nostil named after the greek god nostipicus outlawed to have s-x so he found a new way to find pleasure. come on baby,… its just nostipicus.

• Dusty anus

  a dusty -n-s is where you haven’t taken a sh-t in a very long time that your -n-l p-ssage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue. i haven’t shat in ten days, in suspecting a dusty -n-s any time soon.

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