rofpmslmfao
another common abbreviation of –
rolling on floor p-ssing myself laughing my f-cking -ss off!
person one: ….and so i said ‘its not a monkey, its my wife!’
person two: rofpmslmf–!!!!!
person one:……dude….wtf….it wasnt that funny
person two:h-m-f-g
person one:f-ggit
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