rofsmslmao


rolling on the floor sh-tting myself laughing my -ss off.

the newest term indicating to the person you are typing to that you are laughing. it is also a protest against other terms of the same nature (such as ‘lol’, ‘lmao’, ‘pmsl’, ‘rofl’, ‘roflmao’) which have now become so over-used that their meaning have been rendered negligible. ‘rofsmslmao’ as a rule must only ever be used if you are actually laughing (and not just giggling but literally wetting yourself) therefore this indicates to the person that they really have said/shown you/done something funny. it must also be spelt correctly otherwise it can lead to great confusion – e.g: rolling my -ss off sh-tting on myself the laughing floor.
john: “so…”
jimmothy: “rofsmslmao”
john: “wtf you think you’re doing saying ‘rofsmslmao’ dude? i didn’t even say something funny. -sshole”

frank: “hey get this, i spiked mr.jones’s coffee with ecstasy in maths today, and he was totally trippin’ out halfway through algebra!”
ken-bi: “rofsmslmao”
frank: “wtf’s ‘rofsmslmao’?”
ken-bi: “it’s my new word, it means rolling on the floor sh-tting myself laughing my -ss off, it’s so i don’t have to say ‘lol’ all the time”
frank: “rfolmaosmls”
ken-bi: “forget it”

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