when you shoot your c-m but you can’t find where it went
awh mate, i was going at it last night but i popped a rogue load and couldn’t find it ay!
when you’re trying to type “dylan” but you can’t function correctly jeez, you really pulled a dykan when you made a typo on that essay!
- peach snapper
generally a male who wears a white tommy bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. he spends his time stealing the -n-l virginities of men and women alike. collin: my -sshole hurts… victor: why? -suddenly brandon walks in- brandon: it was me the peach snapper!
colombian slang; used to describe someone that is very rude, annoying & with a bad reputation. normally used to refer to someone from the worst parts of the city. “michael es una gurrupleta, robó a mi primo”
a abrionna is known to be one of the s-xiest person in this world although theres not many abrionna’s . abrionna is a rare and beautiful name so the outcome of meeting one is good luck just get one to fall in love with you and you’ll be the luckiest b-st-rd in the world . […]