Roland Martin
cnn -n-lyst, political commentator, al sharpton’s love child. if blackness is involved, he’s getting involved.
“you didn’t hear? the civil war was all about slavery.”
“nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. don’t be such a roland martin.”
fat, dirty, communist, socialist sc-mbag. he works for cnn (communist news network)
he has barack obama’s n-ts-ck in his mouth.
communist roll call:
jessuh jackson…here
al greaseball pimp jackson…here
barry hussein soetoro-ob-mmer…here
acorn…here
seiu…here
95% of black sheep…here
roland martin…i’mma here m-ssa!!!
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