Rolando
the definition of rolando is the coolest kid that you can hope to meet and just the s-xiest..his large d-ck will pleasure any girls p-ssy. hes known around for having a charming way with the ladies.
person 1: hey last night i hung out with ma boyfriend he had a large rolando
person 2: i know what you meen i love me some rolando
he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.
loving and caring.
and a trustworthy boyfriend.
the moment you see him your heart will bust open.
every girl would love to have him and keep him forever!
no words can explain how he is with you.
don’t never f-ck with a rolando.
love him and treasure him forever.
girl: your going out with him?
other girl: yes,he’s so sweet to me and loving and caring
girl: he’s definitely a rolando
other girl:yeah
a name for a mythological beast trapped in a human body, loves the taste of blood, especially blood of the opposite s-x of a human. it is said nothing can tame it.
it is said to be in relation to nosterafu
oh d-mn, look at that, i think he’s a rolando,
ow, why you bite me, stop acting like a rolando.
a reliable sp-ce wizard that uses magical powers to get his team further in gamebattles playing halo 3. he will have a peanut b-tter castle in his bas-m-nt filled with flesh eating mop buckets. inside his caslte he saved michael jordan from scary baseball equipment, a rolando is a beast.
guy 1) d-mn those guys on halo are good.
guy 2) they must be rolandos.
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