Roll of Wallpaper


alternative phrase to boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department
woman in pub – so then, tell me why i should go on a date with your friend dave?

man in pub – because love, he has a c-ck like a roll of wallpaper!

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