Roll out the pink carpet
to offer s-x as a form of grat-tude or atonement.
as grat-tude:
jeff: “i helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night”
mike: “thanks dude, that’s cool of you”
jeff: “no need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet”
mike: “what?!”
as atonement:
jeff: “fern borrowed my new car and scratched the d-mn paint!”
mike: “did she roll out the pink carpet?”
jeff: “d-mn right she did!”
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