Roll the Meatball


verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. a psychological trope used by all men since the neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50’s disney movie “lady and the tramp.”

to forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your “b-tch” bends over and takes it from the “alpha dog” that you are.
anthony: “i effed up, shaniqua asked me if she looked b-tters in that dress… i had to be honest! sh-t looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! we ent had s-x for weeks!”

rob: “sh-t man, why didn’t you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue b-lls?”

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