Roll wank
when a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his c-ck between the rolls of fat.
jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
jim: oh yeah?
mark: yeah, a roll w-nk. it’s a bit like a t-t w-nk . she pushed together two of her rolls of fat, i lubed up, and thrusted my c-ck between them. i’d highly recommend it.
jim: think i’m ok mate
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