rolling chris
a series of adjectives to describe a rolling chris:
stubborn, bitter, angry, creepy fur loving, smoke-a-holic, irritated, clubber, techno-holic, c-ke smoking f-ck tard.
rolling chris: i like to smoke a lot while i’m at the club. b-tches don’t understand me, because i’m so deep and emotional, yet i don’t ever show emotion because that shows weakness. strippers are my best friends.
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