rolling dumpster fire


a rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. a rolling dumpster fire’s appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can’t be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole godd-mn neighborhood on fire.
“did you see martha’s weave this morning? it was all off and sh-ts. that girl is a rolling dumpster fire.”
“rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. she came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then n-body got anything done until noon.”

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