Rolling out the white carpet


rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the b-ttocks and the seat. often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, f-ck catching the clap from some hobo

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