Rollomancy
predicting someone’s personality based on the way he hangs the toilet roll: “under” or “over” style—whether the loose end is next to or away from the wall.
based on rollomancy, john told his colleagues that the new ceo is likely to be a chap who likes to avoid conflict, yet welcomes crazy ideas from his subordinates.
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