roman oculus
the creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. the oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. if you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird p–p and rain.
person 1: i went to see the roman oculus the other day
person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
person 1: probably, a bird p–ped on me too. the rain coming through washed it off though.
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