Romantic nostalgia
an erotic desire to return in thought, or in fact, to a previous s-xual/romantic experience. this takes place many times during masturbation or just simply during day dreaming. rapists practice this form of reminiscence about their former lovers/victims. this is best succeeded when a rapist uses rapies, a sort of memento, to remind him of the encounter. romantic nostalgia is also practiced by priests when trying to remember a certain s-xual molestation victim that they liked but is no longer around to love/sodomize because they told their parents about the molestation.
“if it wasn’t for romantic nostalgia, i couldn’t have s-x with my ugly, fat girlfriend.”
“the devout priest kneeled before the cross and thanked g-d for romantic nostalgia and for supplying him with many children to sodomize.”
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