Ron Burgundy
a s-ssy-fr-ssy anchorman for the fictional “channel 4 news”. this man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. he loves scotch.
ron burgundy: good evening. i’m ron burgundy?
man 1: who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
he has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo
by the beard of zues
super duper….neato gang
ron burgundy says “you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie…i mean that thing is good…i wanna make friends with it” and “im stormin your castle with my steed me lady”
head of the legendary channel 4 news team
-gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. my motto’s always been when it’s right it’s right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
the awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the m-sses.
greeting: “good evening. i’m ron burgundy?” pained: “knights of columbus that hurts!” defensive: “i’m not a baby, i’m a man; i am an anchorman!” joking: “i have some very urgent and important breaking news…cannonball!”
having a large and obvious erection in your pants which is literally pitching a tent.
whoa jimmy! what are you thinking about? i can see your ron burgundy from here.
legendary anchor for channel four news, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a t-rd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn’t matter to this stallion of man, who’s not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a bb gun.
the human torch, was denied a bank loan…
ron burgundy: it’s so d-mn hot… milk was a bad choice.
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