Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu


man capable of romancing any woman. p-n-s about 29″ long. his alternate persona is bartolomeu who is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. he has s-x 24/7 with women such as rosa acosta and melanie iglesias. in other words, ronnie (bartolomeu) is the s-xiest man alive, da absolute bawse !
bro, yesterday i ran into ronnie aka bartolomeu? i’m not sure, but i think i’m gay now.

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