Ronnie Barker
ronnie barker was the legend of comedy. loads funnier than all of this american “comedy”. i.e: friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when chandler walks into the spa naked and says: “so, i guess we wear swimsuits in here”) ronnie barker is famous for the tv series’ porridge, open all hours ands the two ronnies show. (you can watch some by typing ronnie barker into youtube) even though he died last year, he died a legend.
customer: fork handles
shopkeeper: fork handles? (hands customer four candles)
customer: no, fork handles. handles for forks.
ronnie barker = shopkeeper
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