Roobiemares


the nightmares that occur after going to juicys and having the nastey striper lick you and rub her b–bs on your face. they are named after the legendary ruby, who has continued to christen young men on their 18 birthdays for over 20 years.
dude i had the worst roobiemares last night, i couldn’t sleep and got sick; i’m never going to juicy’s again.

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