Roof job
when someone breaks into your car through the roof as it is usually the weakest part in some old cars.
usually done in large lots and done to many cars at once
things obtained from roof jobs consist of motorola phones, fishers, and sony color tvs.
ice t- called up my friend joe the roof job pro
a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably b-tt -ss naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his c-ck into her mouth and begins to bang for all he’s worth – effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth
second definition
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his c-ck. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the c-ck achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the sh-t banged out of it. let’s not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. 🙂
holly sh-t jm, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! you think fema will cover this roof damage?!?!?!?
the act of giving a guy head who is uncirc-mcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little b-tch
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