roofer


a word made up in the northwest part of arkansas meaning “f-cking dumb-ss”
g-d that guy is a complete roofer!
someone who uses roofies to get someone else to sleep with them. gdi’s and haters of greek life like to accuse fraternities of having such people in their houses- as a way of undermining the popularity of the fraternity on campus
person 1: that fraternity is sketch, they have been known to roofy freshmen girls.

person 2: seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?

person 1: like all of them
a hardworking motherf-cker…who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.
all the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub…
a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.
that lady keeps kicking the cat’s teeth out. she is crazy as a roofer!
when a hockey player scores a goal by putting the puck into the top corner of the net, usually an in-close play by the net, or after a fancy play that dekes (fakes out) out the opposing goalie.
did you see that goal? what a roofer!

holy roofer…nice goal man!
the missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. hairy manbeast. sweaty fursack.
roofer is a giant sweaty fursack
a bearlike creature seen atop the houses of western pennsylvania.

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