Roofie Colada
a word made famous by quagmire from family guy the term roofie colada is refering to a drink with a roofie in it
as you go to the bar the bartender says “so what will it be a jack and c-ke for you and the usual roofie colada for your date”
roofie colada was originally coined by quagmire on family guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.
over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as roofie coladas.
its first known reference in this way was seen on facebook in early october of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of chicago. that post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of “me too” & “i roofied colada’d myself again last night” by other women who like to party.
since then it’s quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making “brands” of roofie coladas such as goosey coladas which were grey goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.
roofie coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren’t much fun the next day.
yay it’s the weekend! i need a roofie colada stat.
an extremely intoxicating beverage composed of half water, half vodka, and excessive amounts of crystal light powder. best when shaken together in a water bottle, this sickeningly sweet concoction makes an excellent “to-go” drink and tastes virtually alcohol-free. if you don’t black out, you made it wrong.
this roofie colada isn’t strong enough. i had one sip and now i’m only a little tipsy.
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