Rooing
when your p-n-s is erect, protruding from, and held vertical by the wasteband of your underwear and pants, you are ‘rooing’.
this is usually a way to attempt to control an unexpected erection, and is used to avoid pitching a tent.
this is in reference to a baby kangaroo (a joey) peeking out from his mother’s pouch.
-people watching s-xy videos!-
–“whoa! that was super-s-xy! let’s go on a beer run!”
“dude, i totally can’t get up from the couch just now…i’m rooing! flip over to anderson cooper 360 for like two minutes and i’ll be good to go!”
–“right on! just don’t lift your shirt–i don’t want to see that joey!”
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