rookie bater


the first cl-ss of masturbation. first step rookie bater, next is bater, followed by the most coveted of all t-tles. masturbator!
man, i’ve only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then i still won’t reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.

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