roommate roulette
signing up for shared housing sight unseen, especially in a college or university setting. you may be -ssigned a roomate from h-ll or you may get someone pretty sweet. many feel the risk is too high so they seek alternative housing sources. term derived from the game russian roulette where a bullet is placed in the chamber of a revolver and placed up to ones head. you may luck out, but most dont think its worth the risk.
“f-ck that sh-t, last time i got -ssigned a roomate, he was an -n-l-retentive dork who played halo all day and c-ck-blocked left and right. i ain’t going to play roommate roulette this year, i am going to money up and get a studio.”
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