Roommate’s Futon Method
any kind of s-xual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate’s futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (whether accidental or not.)
this term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-s-x method.
“my roommate owes me a new futon. he used the roommate’s futon method with his girlfriend last night.”
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