root-honk


(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a j-zzrod. typically performed by prost-tutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.
i picked up this dirty wh-r- over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. finally she showed me her shaved sn-tch, and there it went!

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