Root Pants


how you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can’t walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the wedding singer line for line and will always be there for you.
‘whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?’ ‘oh that’s a “root pant’s”‘

‘do you like a flock of seagulls’ ‘no but i can see you do you “root pants”‘ -crunch crunch-

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