Rooter’s Law
a series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.
having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.
having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
lauren: “lets go to nyc today, since it’s so nice out!”
(as soon as they arrive to nyc a hurricane rips through)
brittany: that’s definitely rooter’s law… oh well, wanna dance?
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