Rooting for the Refs
what you tell someone when:
1. you hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. you don’t want to commit to rooting for one team.
hey dave, are you rooting for florida or lsu?
ugh, i hate both teams. i’m rooting for the refs.
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