rooting for truffles
function: verb
etymology: term originally -ssociated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. pigs communicate their s-xual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.
1. the s-xual act normally -ssociated with c-nn-l-ng-s involving the rubbing of one’s nose against one’s partner’s cl-toris 2. to perform such an act
sally: hey dude what’s up with your nose? are you getting a cold or something?
mark: nah i was up all night rooting for truffles.
sally: whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!
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