Rope snooker
the act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid p-n-s. as difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. often happens on rounds 2+ of s-xual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.
luca tried sh-gging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.
i thought i’d finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all i could do was practise some rope snooker.
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