Rory

a super cool guy who gets mainly short and cute korean girls. he is super smart and will have a bright future, thats if he doesn’t turn to drugs. he can make anything work. he has many friends who respect him. he is very s-xy and funny.
“dude, rory just got that new asian chick”
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best person ever!!! rory is the kind of person who will be there no matter what. he has support flowing out his -ss hole. he is very smart and conciders all around him. he is very respectful and will make beautiful babies!
rory’s amazing! cale’s a f-g!
to be the human version of google.
“whats the difference between raptors and t-rexes?”
“i don’t know. rory it.”
rorys are extremely attractive, with a really hot body and a m-ssive d-ck. usually hanging out with his guy friends, he’ll completely cut them off no matter what just so he can be with a girl. a lot of girls fall for rory, but only every blue moon does he keep one, cause he’s extremely picky about his women. he’s also very smart, sensitive and supportive, but can be lazy, easily angered, unmotivated and shy. rory’s usually have high intellect for their age, and can be very creative.
some blonde: oh my god did you hear about hayley? she hooked up with rory last night
other chick: hah, yeah, i did a week ago, he’s got the biggest c-ck.
another chick: are you guys talking about that shy guy over there?
some blonde: yeah
another chick: i thought he was a rory, i mean just look at that -ss!
a smart, charming individual with a unique charisma that causes all the girls within the building to be unnaturally attracted to him, but not in a romantic way. all relationships end in the friend zone and there are no escapes.

if a hot girl likes a rory, she will not admit it because, despite said charisma and charm, she would feel embarr-ssed to -ssociate herself with him in public/around close family due to his being a little husky. hence, rory will stay in the friend zone regarding that person until rory dies.
sources: personal experience(s)
other notes: despite constantly being friend-zoned, rory does truly care but feels sad that he will be forever alone forever.
“hey, who is that guy? i feel strangely attracted to him and ashamed of it at the same time!”
“oh… that’s rory. we’re……friends.”
someone who dies a lot. derived from the character of the same name in british sci-fi show doctor who, who died a lot, but at the time of writing is still somehow alive.
oh my god, you killed rory! you b-st-rd!
1. verb

to accidentally block someone’s path when walking in a group, by unintentionally drifting in front of them.

2. noun

a person who commits the act of rorying
man, rory is such a rory!
i know the other day he kept on rorying me!
the biggest downer of all time. don’t ever give him good news because he’ll just sh-t all over it.
“hey, you hear about my new job promotion?”
“wow, dude! that’s great! don’t tell the guy over there though. he’s a rory.”