Roseland
roseland, new jersey is a town in ess-x county. it is a part of the west ess-x school district. north caldwell, ess-x fells, and fairfield also attend this school district. their elementary school sucks b-lls and is run by crazy teachers that don’t know how to run sh-t. the school’s teachers are paid higher than most and still expect more. the craziest b-tch there is mrs. schwartz; she’s an old hag that needs to leave. the people that live in this town include sn-bby white families with bratty, spoiled kids. they all drive nice cars and own fairly large houses. the girls are all b-tches and the boys are all d-cks. the girls only care about designer clothes and steve madden shoes. the boys think bmxing is the coolest thing in the world and that’s all they talk about. they all think they’re guidos and 100% italian. they reference jersey sh-r- in most of their conversations, which gets old pretty d-mn fast. after about 20 minutes of being in this sh-t-hole you’ll probably puke out roses. all the adults are just as cliquey as their b-tchy daughters. every one of those people are insane to live there and the only stores are in the roseland center. at the “center” most kids will buy their drugs from lucky’s and eat at la pizza with their nubby friends and stupid bikes. in the springand summer, they will do their drugs in the center or under the bridge behind noecker.
todd: hey vince, wanna go to the roseland town center to get our drugs from lucky?
vince: nah bro, didn’t you learn anything from officer phil?
todd: fine i’ll just ask some 5th grader down at noecker.
vince: make sure you hide my spray-paint under the bridge
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