rosensquasher


quite simple really.
this is a guy who thinks he knows how to play squash but is actually lost.
he shows up to play with a blue dot ball. this is like showing up to play tennis with a hockey puck.
2 minutes into playing he can’t stand up or breath and his face looks like a furnace.
bud really?
what?
are u warming up with a blue dot ball?
ya why?
f-ck me i thought you could actually play but obviously you are a rosensquasher.

what’s that?
you’ll figure it out in about 2 minutes…….. what a f-cking farce this guy is…

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