rotflmaolidgas
rolling on the floor laughing my -ss of like i don’t give a sh-t.
(in im)
me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test.
stupid -ss friend: really, i got a 99, rotflmaolidgas. you so stupid! mwahaha.
me: drop dead.
me has logged off at 12:59:59 est.
stupid -ss friend: you still there?
me’s auto answer: you go away, stupid carpet licker. i have a life.
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